Lane Kiffin is Staying so Woke It’s Scary

Former Alabama offensive coordinator and  Florida Atlantic Football head coach Lane Kiffin is doing a lot more than just preparing his Owls for the upcoming season.

He’s Staying Woke.

You’re probably wondering what I’m talking about and why I would say anything to make it seem like Kiffin is a deep thinker. Well, he just might be.

In the last few weeks, Kiffin has released a plethora of insightful tweets that could change your view on life.





And my personal favorite…

Ketchup is really just a fruit smoothie. Wow. Never in my life would I be able to come up with any of these thoughts and here comes Lane just firing them off left and right like nobody’s business.

So this must beg the question: is Lane Kiffin the next great philosopher? Could he be the Aristotle of our time? Tough to tell so early on, but if Lane keeps firing off tweets like this, society can’t ignore it.

I’m not totally sure what’s going on in Boca Raton, but it’s way over my head. My advice for the other Conference USA teams is to stay out of the way of the unprecedented mastermind that is Lane Kiffin.

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